Amber alert: Someone stole my 4 year old . . .

and dropped off an adolescent

 

Yes, I’m convinced of it.  Just yesterday:

• She purchased a black coat (all pink all the time evidently isn’t good enough any more)
• Slammed door to her room because I messed up her hair (don’t touch the hair dad)
• Wants privacy while changing and preening (please help me with the spray on conditioner but then shut the door)
• I now have to ask permission to lay on her bed

She even told Yael off for not dressing nice enough every day.
What the f?

 

 

Again

Noah climbed out again this morning.  We found him casually walking down the hallway, drinking the “lalo” (fruit smoothie) we handed him at 4am to keep him quiet.

No biggie.

Trips to Target and Babies-R-Us last weekend were unable to produce the prison system necessary to keep him secure.

Ordered one through Amazon, hopefully here today.