Cute little cuddly bear Noah had himself a ball of a time this Thanksgiving weekend:
1) Made concerted effort to climb into a hot oven (375 degrees to be exact). Mom screamed and baby sitter wrestled him away.
2) Grabbed kitchen knife off the counter. As he placed it against the palm of his hand, Dad screamed and managed to wrestle it away.
3) Climbed out of his crib at 4am. Discovered as his ritual morning screaming started growing closer. Both mom and dad jumped out of bed to find him marching down the hall with arms flailing furiously.
Though he managed to survive all of the above without even a mark, in the absence of more vigilant parenting and / or a more sane child, we fear a visit to an ER is inevitable.
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