Not in chicken?

“I know this song, but not in chicken”

 

So says G while enjoying her first movie, at a theatre, with mom and dad.

Old or young, the new Muppet movie is worth seeing.

You’ll recognize the origin of her comment when you see it.

 

Daredevil . . .or bad parents . . .or both

Cute little cuddly bear Noah had himself a ball of a time this Thanksgiving weekend:

1)  Made concerted effort to climb into a hot oven (375 degrees to be exact).  Mom screamed and baby sitter wrestled him away.

2)  Grabbed kitchen knife off the counter.  As he placed it against the palm of his hand, Dad screamed and managed to wrestle it away.

3)  Climbed out of his crib at 4am.  Discovered as his ritual morning screaming started growing closer.  Both mom and dad jumped out of bed to find him marching down the hall with arms flailing furiously.

 

Though he managed to survive all of the above without even a mark, in the absence of more vigilant parenting and / or a more sane child, we fear a visit to an ER is inevitable.

 

Guessing game. . .

Captail Vah has mom and dad doing a bit of guessing these days.

While his vocabulary has proliferated, his pronunciation hasn’t really kept up.  Either that, or he’s a baby genius working on a new language.

Common words:

Up = pah

Vacuum = vah

Raisens = ray

Swing = sin

Fruit roll = ui o

Fruit smoothie = la loo

Schnitzelle = Dog dog

Gabrielle = G G

Mine = mi

 

He has started to string together 2-3 words.  But, absent mom and dad, or sometimes both guessing together, we are left scratching our heads a bit.

 

 

I want one

“Daddy how come Noah has an ear infection.  I want one.  I have to get whatever he does.”